I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet, right, and somebody had linked up a cockroach to err... to some... I can't even be bothered explaining it, but that's what I'm saying - everything is moving on. Karl Pilkington
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to. Dennis Miller