My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, "He's a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer. Johnny Depp
I gave a speech in Omaha. After the speech I went to a reception elsewhere in town. A sweet old lady came up to me, put her gloved hand in mine, and said, "I hear you spoke here tonight." "Oh, it was nothing," I replied modestly. "Yes," the little old lady nodded, "that's what I heard." Gerald Ford
I can stand up for hope, faith, love But while I'm getting over certainty Stop helping God across the road Like a little old lady. Bono
I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady. Victoria Moran
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. Steven Wright