All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words Some Assembly Required. Dave Barry
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. Bernie Mac
My respect and empathy towards animals includes sea dwellers too--from dolphins to fish to lobsters. So, of course, I wouldn't dream of eating them. Alexandra Paul
I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean. Brooke Burke
Fleas are not lobsters. Yiddish Proverb
Fleas are not lobsters. Jewish Proverb