They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America." Helen Rowland
The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages. Jonathan Swift
From Spain can come neither good winds nor good marriages. Portuguese Proverb
Death and marriages make changes. Irish Proverb
Marriages are all happy; its having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. Irish Proverb