I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin
In order to be a perfect member of a flock of sheep, one has to be, foremost, a sheep. Albert Einstein
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius. Billy Wilder
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember. Oliver Herford
A good horse is a member of the family. Qashqai Proverb