I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. Steven Wright
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. Peter De Vries
As far as I can tell the only thing worth looking at in most museums of art is all the schoolgirls on daytrips with the art departments. Banksy
This is the worst problem with living history museums. They always leave the best parts out. Like typhus. And opium. And scarlet letters. Shunning. Witch-burning. Chuck Palahniuk
The museums are here to teach the history of art and something more as well, for, if they stimulate in the weak a desire to imitate, they furnish the strong with the means of their emancipation. Edgar Degas
A great department store, easily reached, open at all hours, is more like a good museum of art than any of the museums we have yet established. John Cotton Dana