If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you. Scott Adams
Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms. George Carlin
I have to mime at parties when everyone sings Happy Birthday... mime or mumble and rumble and growl and grunt so deep that only moles, manta rays and mushrooms can hear me. Stephen Fry
If mushrooms grew in the mouth, that would be not mouth but kitchen garden. Russian Proverb
A bush that doesn't rotate baskets must not grow mushrooms. African Proverb
The wedding feast is not made with mushrooms only. Spanish Proverb