I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. Thomas Jefferson
I'm not 25, and I'm not 5'8". But I know when someone is pulling my leg. Judith Sheindlin
I used to sleep on the floor next to the bed, because I believed that I didn't even deserve a bed to sleep in. And then, one morning, a cockroach crawled onto my leg. I looked at it, and suddenly I awoke from a kind of hypnotic trance in which I had been all my life. Byron Katie
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg. Tré Cool
I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection. Dick Dale