It occurred to me that to have a naked woman on the radio would be outrageous. And yet really who would it offend? It's all theater of the mind. You don't even really know if she's naked or not. Howard Stern
You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting "Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure. John Berger
Nobody taught me how to say no when a beautiful naked woman begs me to take my clothes off. Charles Stross
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel. Robert Klein
Necessity teaches naked woman to spin. Icelandic Proverb
Necessity teaches the naked woman to spin. Danish Proverb