Of course it is,' said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everything that Alice said; ‘there's a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is– "The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours. Lewis Carroll
The main characters in this story, with whom you want to become intimate, are nowhere near here. They aren't expecting you; you mean nothing to them. If you think they're going to get out of their warm beds and travel miles to meet you, you are mistaken. Michel Faber