I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. Robert E. Lee
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. W. C. Fields
Never say: ‘of this water I will never drink.' Portuguese Proverb
If you saw what the river carried, you would never drink the water. Jamaican Proverb
They who dig the wells never drink from them. African Proverb