Politicians only get to the top because they have no qualifications to detain them at the bottom. Peter Ustinov
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. Dylan Moran
I left Scotland when I was 16 because I had no qualifications for anything but to join the Navy, having left school at 13. Sean Connery
I was a regular visitor to the headmaster's office, so it was unsurprising that I left with no qualifications at the earliest moment I legally could, when I was barely sixteen. Shaun Ellis
Contrary to what we conclude naturally, the gospel is not too good to be true. It is true! Its the truest truth in the entire universe. No strings attached! No fine print to read. No buts. No conditions. No qualifications. No footnotes. And especially, no need for balance. Tullian Tchividjian