Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis
Water.... I'm thirsty not dirty. David Eddings
You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,'' Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoon at him. He quickly took the finger out of his mouth. ‘‘First off, they're not dirty. I licked them first. Rachel Caine
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. Betty White
It is hard to swear when sex is not dirty and blasphemy does not exist. Ursula K. Le Guin