The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. William Butler Yeats
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. Epictetus
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. Chuck Palahniuk
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
He who is not drunk on a sunday is not worth a greeting on monday. Albanian Proverb
Drink the wine, but not drunk by it. Romanian Proverb