I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny. Dane Cook
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. Sarah Silverman
I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. ... And that's not funny. Tom Lehrer
It is the American practice to present others as guilty wherever they are defeated. Is it not funny that those with 160,000 forces in Iraq accuse us of interference? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
I can be educational, but if I'm not funny and entertaining, too, who's going to come and listen to me or watch me on TV. Bill Nye
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny. Ben Stein