I'm totally not kidding. ... Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing. Miranda July
Pencey was full of crooks. Quite a few guys came from these wealthy families, but it was full of crooks anyway. The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding. J. D. Salinger
I was a mime. Im not kidding. I went to Northwestern University and they have a mime company, so we did a lot of training and then a lot of mime shows around Chicago. Kerry Bishe
I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. Larry Hagman
Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. Sarah Jessica Parker
An umeboshi plum is a little Japensese salt plum. The best thing for motion sickness is to take one of these plums . . . and tape it to your belly button. I'm not kidding you. This really, really works. Marilu Henner