No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. Benazir Bhutto
Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant." Daniel Tosh
If I say, it is pregnant, If I do not say, it is not pregnant. Hungarian Proverb
A woman's stomach does not grow if she is not pregnant. Kamba Proverb