Noun
your own wife
Source: WordNetWhat could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. Brigitte Bardot
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. Tina Fey
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. Mark Twain
A childless old lady is obsessed with sea shells. Somali Proverb
It is better to be married to an old lady than to remain unmarried. Kiganda Proverb
A boy is easier cheated than an old lady. Welsh Proverb