I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. Todd Barry
On Thanksgiving I will stop to give thanks that my family is safe and healthy, especially because I realize that, following the tragedies of this year, it is all too real a possibility that they might not have been. Bobby Jindal
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet
Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show! Ted Allen