I'd like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back. Dee Dee Ramone
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here. Steven Wright
Egocentrics are attracted to the inept. It gives them one more excuse for patting themselves on the back. Helen Hayes
The fly on the back of a water buffalo thinks that it's taller than the buffalo. Filipino Proverb
Ill comes often on the back of worse. English Proverb
Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass. Japanese Proverb