My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
A true beanie should have a propellor on the top. Terry Pratchett
It was necessary to have an even depth of corn on the top compared to the sides, so the air would not take the easiest route and not evenly dry the stored corn. Orville Redenbacher
I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. Dr. Seuss
A peasant will stand on the top of a hill for a very long time with his mouth open before a roast duck will fly in. Spanish Proverb
A flea on the top of a bald head - it is only too apparent. Chinese Proverb