Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Ronald Knox
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash
The ideal college is Mark Hopkins on one end of a log and a student on the other. James A. Garfield
Even one hundred words lead to one end. Hungarian Proverb
A needle is sharp only at one end. Chinese Proverb