Randal can write one-liners again. Everyone is happy, and peace spreads over the whole Earth. Larry Wall
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners. Lauren Hutton
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true. Richard Pryor
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific. Geraldine Ferraro
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. Camille Paglia
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don't like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It's just not for me. Nicolas Cage