Noun
opening of an envelope
(idiomatic, humorous, in hypothetical constructs) Any kind of event or activity that may contribute to one's self-promotion or visibility in society.
She's such an attention seeker she'd turn up to the opening of an envelope!
Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on it, they need it. They need that kind of adoration. If their name isn't in the tabloids once a week they feel like a failure. Jensen Ackles
I don't really... go to 'the opening of an envelope.' I don't really turn up to all the events, you know what I mean? If I'm involved, I'll go, and if there's a good friend who needs support, I'll go, but otherwise... I don't go. I'm probably just a bit like my grandparents; I like staying in. James McAvoy