Noun
The male member, or organ of generation.
Source: Webster's dictionaryMen renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. Andrea Dworkin
Harry Dresden: This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together. Jim Butcher
Your Highness is a juvenile excrescence that feels like the work of 11-year-old boys in love with dungeons, dragons, warrior women, pot, boobs and four-letter words. One of the heroes even wears the penis of a minotaur on a string around his neck. I hate it when that happens. Roger Ebert
Women don't suffer from penis envy. Men do. Joseph Heller
If you're a young man, you know, you live in a sexual tyranny anyway and your penis is Kim Jong. Sex decides everything. You can have a car crash. You lie in the ditch thinking: "What is the erotic twist in the situation? I can't quite seem to see it yet." Dylan Moran
I stared down at the object in my lap. A skin-colored sphere the size of a giant beach ball, with breasts on top and a mouth between the breasts. At the bottom were the generous buttocks, a crinkly anus and a vaginal passage containing my rapidly limpening penis. Was this safe? Rudy Rucker