When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. Flann O'Brien
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. Flann O'Brien
Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man. Flann O'Brien