1. PMS - Noun
2. PMS - Verb
3. PMS - Proper noun
a syndrome that occurs in many women from 2 to 14 days before the onset of menstruation
Source: WordNetDo you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist. John Hagee
It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron) Reverse PMS? (Artemis) Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron) Sherrilyn Kenyon
Come home with me, Acheron. I'll make it well worth your while. (Artemis) I have a headache. (Acheron) You've had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis) And you've had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron) Sherrilyn Kenyon
Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home. Linda Howard
Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome. Nicholas Sparks
Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money. Janet Evanovich