pornstache
Noun
Meaning
pornstache (plural pornstaches)
(slang) A moustache that resembles one worn by an adult film actor.
Examples
Naturally, Mr. Pornstache awards the “connection” rose to Corinne, who wins some alone time with Nick after the shoot.
Yes, but Perm’s point is that shitting on Brooks and the Pornstache of Understanding is not that terribly hard.