Noun
pornstache (plural pornstaches)
(slang) A moustache that resembles one worn by an adult film actor.
Naturally, Mr. Pornstache awards the “connection” rose to Corinne, who wins some alone time with Nick after the shoot. Source: Internet
Yes, but Perm’s point is that shitting on Brooks and the Pornstache of Understanding is not that terribly hard. Source: Internet