I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. J. Edgar Hoover
As I grow older, I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me. H. Rider Haggard
Education, and I regret to say this as an educator, but there's no indication that education has a direct effect on happiness. Derek Bok