screw in
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screw-in
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Examples
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” "I don't know. How many?” "Eight.” "Why?” "Oh, stop overanalyzing it.
How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?" The answer to that is none because Bill Gates has declared darkness the new standard.
How many Macintosh division employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?" The answer is one. The Macintosh division employee holds up the light bulb and expects the universe to revolve around it.
(Imitating Royal Family) I've tell you we've not been inbred but don't look at the ears. That's all we can do is screw in a light bulb. Look at the teeth, look at the ears and go, something's gone wrong. Gene pool is a jacuzzi back up.
How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?