1. seltzer - Noun
2. Seltzer - Proper noun
effervescent beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide
naturally effervescent mineral water
Source: WordNetI've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer. J. B. Smoove
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice. Conan O'Brien
"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants." Source: Internet
Canned at a sessionable 4% ABV, Lone River Ranch Water is a blend of highly carbonated seltzer water, 100% organic agave, natural lime juice and gluten free alcohol base. Source: Internet
As of this writing, swimming is prohibited at all of the beaches in New York City, which is a shame because one of the greatest pleasures of biking to the beach is locking your bike, taking a swig of seltzer, and immediately sprinting into the water. Source: Internet
It’s 75 degrees and sunny on a Saturday, Tyler Keenan just hit a two-run bomb, you’re covered in your favorite seltzer beverage and this song comes on. Source: Internet