One has to look out for engineers-they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. Marcel Pagnol
I don't like sewing machines. I don't understand how a needle with a thread going through the tip of it can interlock the thread by jamming itself into a little goddamn spool. It's contrary to nature and it irritates me. Neal Stephenson
Comparing science and religion isn't like comparing apples and oranges - it's more like apples and sewing machines. Jack Horner