Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem. Richard Bach
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. Judy Garland
He wont pick strawberries into the basket on somebody else. Hungarian Proverb
If you want something, go yourself, if not, send somebody else. Hungarian Proverb
A very jealous person is glad when somebody else cries. Kashmir Proverb