1. stonk - Noun
2. stonk - Verb
(military, slang) A heavy artillery bombardment.
(slang, vulgar) An intense penile erection.
(military, slang) To unleash a heavy artillery bombardment.
(slang) To overwhelm or trounce; to defeat decisively.
stonk (plural stonks)
(Internet slang, finance, humorous, chiefly in the plural) A stock, especially a bullish one.
(Internet slang, humorous) A profitable thing or scheme.