For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat. George Carlin
I wish they'd had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would've been straightened out. Jimi Hendrix
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still stand up, you weren't drunk." You aren't standing up." he point out. You are. Diana Gabaldon
The Hump is straightened only by the grave. Bulgarian Proverb
A tree that has grown bent for thirty years cannot be straightened in one year. Tshi Proverb
The gourd's neck cannot be straightened in it's old age, it can only be broken. African Proverb