Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms. Alexander Pope
I would not dare to say that there is a direct relation between mathematics and madness, but there is no doubt that great mathematicians suffer from maniacal characteristics, delirium and symptoms of schizophrenia. John Forbes Nash
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. Irvin S. Cobb
The symptoms of fascist thinking are colored by environment and adapted to immediate circumstances. But always and everywhere they can be identified by their appeal to prejudice and by the desire to play upon the fears and vanities of different groups in order to gain power. Henry A. Wallace
Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms -- so familiar at this time of year -- can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain. Dave Barry