When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. Ace Frehley
Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her. Scott Baio
I really like birds. Everyone always wants me to say that I can't stand to go near them, just like they want Janet Leigh to confess that she can't bear to take a shower. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Tippi Hedren
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. Sarah Silverman
My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first. Mitch Hedberg
On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux - it takes me three minutes to put on a tux - and be out the door in 15 minutes. George Clooney