I was working on this movie and the makeup artist was just so ugly! I just wanted to say "Physician, heal thyself!" Margaret Cho
Every photo shoot, I'm always asking the makeup artist what they're using on me, and I'll go out and get it. Denise Richards
Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet. Diablo Cody
Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup artist to cover up my pimples, but beyond that, I try not to be too vain. Anthony Edwards