This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. Terry Pratchett
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. Wolfgang Pauli
I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not. Sherman Alexie
This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. Chuck Palahniuk
Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be. Max Lucado
There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true. Ian Hart