Noun
A mineral of a brown to black color, or, as in the variety orangite, orange-yellow. It is essentially a silicate of thorium.
Source: Webster's dictionaryThe hang-gliding Thorite, however, was a man named Kenny who flew over the skyscrapers announcing Thor’s second coming simply to air out his frustrations. Source: Internet
When their fight accidentally caused some of Kenny’s Thorite friends to get killed, Kenny became convinced that they had been divinely punished for not believing what he’d said about Spider-Man. Source: Internet