I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you. Robert Anton Wilson
The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition. Friedrich Nietzsche
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. Pietro Aretino
The first thought that occurred to me, that night when I heard the chairman of the jury announce my name, was, Just think how many people hate me at this moment. Naturally, I wanted to annoy those people even further by being arrogant. John Banville
If you want to annoy the devil stay silent. Bulgarian Proverb