An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk And this our queen shall be as drunk as we. Henry Fielding
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. P. J. O'Rourke
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools. Ernest Hemingway
To be drunk every day is also a regular life. Lower Austria Proverb
If you want to know who your friends are, lie by the roadside and pretend to be drunk. Jamaican Proverb