The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. Eric Hoffer
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. John Updike
If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps. James Thurber
It is better to work in your own land than to count your money abroad. Croatian Proverb
Before you flare up at anyone's faults, take time to count ten of your own. American Proverb
If you think you have someone eating out of your hands, it is a good idea to count your fingers. African Proverb