I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck. Aleister Crowley
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss. Anthony Kiedis
Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul. Brandon Sanderson
It never hurts to suck up to the boss. Klingon Proverb
You can't teach grandma to suck eggs. English Proverb
Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs. French Proverb