1. toilet paper - Noun
2. toilet paper - Verb
a soft thin absorbent paper for use in toilets
Source: WordNettoilet-paper
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. Billy Wilder
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Rod Serling
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. Joey Bishop
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. Daphne Zuniga
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time. Bob Monkhouse
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass. Charles Bukowski