Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx
If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up. Peter David
why do male nudists wear towels to play tennis? Vivian Stanshall
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Yogi Berra
I took a job at the pool in order to earn the five cents a day it cost to swim. I counted wet towels. As a bonus, I was allowed to swim during lunchtime. Esther Williams
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck