1. turd - Noun
2. turd - Verb
obscene terms for feces
Source: WordNetLife and literature is a question of what one thrills to, and further than that no man shall ever go without putting his foot in a turd. Philip Larkin
I live in a 9 million dollar turd. Ozzy Osbourne
A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. Larry McMurtry
You can't polish a turd. Persian Proverb
He who puts his nose in a turd does not know what he is smelling. German Proverb
The turd is proud that the river will carry it. Spanish Proverb