Facts are simple and facts are straight. Facts are lazy and facts are late. Facts all come with points of view. Facts don't do what I want them to. Facts just twist the truth around. Facts are living turned inside out. David Byrne
Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong... But it might. Terry Pratchett
The tyrant is only the slave turned inside out. Egyptian Proverb
A tyrant is only a slave turned inside out. Chadian Proverb