1. twat - Noun
2. twat - Verb
(vulgar, slang) The vagina or vulva.
(offensive, vulgar, slang, chiefly UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) A contemptible and stupid person, idiot.
twat (third-person singular simple present twats, present participle twatting, simple past and past participle twatted)
(transitive, Britain, slang) To hit, slap.
The BB house works as a kind of twat amplifier, you see. Once harnessed within, someone who in normal life would merely strike me as a bit of a git quickly swells in negative stature, eventually coming to symbolise everything I hate about our cruel and godless universe. Charlie Brooker
Well, it took me over two hours to find Frencesco's keys which was disappointing but I did go to Venice for free and I didn't fall into the canal on the way home like a twat. Derren Brown
Too many twits make a twat. David Cameron
Twat is twat and that is that. George Carlin
Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun! Lee Evans (comedian)
The only meat in the world sweeter, hotter, and pinker than Amanda's twat is Carolina barbecue. Tom Robbins