1. waitress - Noun
2. waitress - Verb
A female waiter or attendant; a waiting maid or waiting woman.
Source: Webster's dictionaryThe waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. Hunter S. Thompson
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: "We don't serve colored people here.” I said: "That's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”. Dick Gregory
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind... Terry Pratchett
Listen: The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" she asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said. Kurt Vonnegut
I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress. Chrissie Hynde
And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone. Billy Joel